I read this text when I was sober. I am now reading it drunk and still don't understand the situation. Unless she named an infant orangutange "easy mac" and was breast feeding... that makes sense.. right?
When people said to 'use your noodle' they probably weren't referring to what you should use to stuff your bra. Lesson learned, take this knowledge and go forth into the world. You won't make it past Tuesday.
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