Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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