is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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