If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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