smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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