He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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