Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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