Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
