I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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