The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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