after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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