Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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