stupid analogy, because monkeys masturbating is something thats done naturally and they are good at it, so thats not the case for jocks studying.
2:11 if you call yourself a jock, you are not a jock, dipshit
Watching a jock study is like watching a stupid fucking Aggie try and spell his name.
PS. Aggies eat shit.
PPS. OU Sux.
PPPS. It's an Aggie tradition to kiss your sister after scoring a touchdown.
4:42 No, you're a fucking athlete. Which is great go you. A jock is someone whose only redeeming quality is their ability to play sports. At least as far as modern connotations go.
What a stupid text, Monkeys have no problem masturbating, however some jocks have trouble studying. This renders your analogy shit. And no, UT-Austin area code is 512. You must be mad that the UT Longhorns are #1........again. And yes, UT will win the national championship bitches.
Wouldn't watching jocks masturbate be more like watching monkeys masturbate? The thing is that monkeys masturbate quite frequently, and your implication is that jocks do not, therefore your analogy is worth less than dog shit.
Let's see...I was a 3 sport athelete in HS, which would make me a jock...and I still graduated with a 3.9 GPA and am now working on my PhD. I love stereotypes. Just bc you are jealous and ignorant, don't take it out on the rest of us.
Eat shit you cum-guzzling fucksticks. Why are there so many ignorant douchebags on tfln? You know you are a douchebag is you correct others' grammatical mistakes here. Are you a fucking professor? I thought so. Are you perfect? I thought so. Am I fucking your gf in the asshole? YES.
Horrible text. How about this. "I love watching jocks eat/drink/pick up girls. It like watching my tuition pay for someone else to have the college experience I've always wanted.". I was a jock who was on scholarship, and graduated on time. Now in a semester I will be a jock with an MBA. This is better thank what, 93^ of the population?
Wow yeah pretty sure you meant it would be like watching a nun masturbate, or something along those lines... If you're trying to say jocks don't study or are stupid. I hope you're not an English tutor for one of these guys. Dumbass
I hate to break it to some of you jocks, but if you're intelligent, you're not a jock. Then your an athlete. I'm sorry you can't actually be one with your dimwitted douchebag teammates.
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