She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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