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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.

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What the hell at a party they could basically clean up for you. Why wouldn't you want one?

Submitted by PrivatePussy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:20am

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This is stupid and monkeys are nasty poop throwers

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:48pm

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VA BEACH has a zoo? i knew it was full of rednecks. i lived there for 3 yrs and that was wayyyyyyy too long

Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 20, 10 at 7:13pm

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What kind of zoo lets people in with the animals? Especially letting drunk people in...

Submitted by FenderChick on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34am

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Dogs and cats will eat vomit as well...

Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06am

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Jesus would make 11:34 anon sterile

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:05pm

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Unless it's a safari. Otherwise. Monkeys are caged

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 12:05pm

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No, you didn't.

Submitted by piebald on Jul 20, 10 at 11:38pm

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Faker

Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37am

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These pretzels are making me firsty

Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 20, 10 at 11:04am

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Ew. Thats disguting

Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 20, 10 at 2:06pm

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Anonymous way to be green. Douchetard.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 12:21pm

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You're both idiots.

Submitted by tashab on Jul 20, 10 at 11:06am

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haha only the norfolk zoo...such a classy establishment

Submitted by courtvt10 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:59pm

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Thats 11:34 anon

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:04pm

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That all depends if the puke contained banana residue!!! Pet monkeys eat their own poo too.

Submitted by rikie83 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:08am

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That's more incentive TO get a pet monkey... They clean up!!!

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:37am

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Inner spiecies prejudice is wrong.

Submitted by Imhornyletsfuk on Jul 20, 10 at 5:11pm

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dont feed the monkeys!

Submitted by mikescott on Aug 6, 10 at 12:36am

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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:36pm

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Wouldn't that be cool though? You wouldn't have to clean up after yourself.

Submitted by mathematician on Jul 20, 10 at 11:06am

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This monkey's making me Firsty!

Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:05am

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Idk about this, but I think that's hilarious. First one I laughed at in a while.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:18pm

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11:34 you are a shit -tard . Firstys despise you and the immortal beer dingo will not deliver to your neighborhood... Haters fade..

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:03pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 1:09pm

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I want one more now

Submitted by balhblah on Jul 20, 10 at 11:20am

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I was just at the norfolk zoo yesterday and the monkeys are in glass you liar

Submitted by spewtaine on Jul 20, 10 at 11:09am

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Mmm...scrum-diddly-umptious!

Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 11:39pm

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this is why i don't like monkeys; disgusting.

Submitted by _betweenwords on Jul 20, 10 at 6:53pm

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You should go to Memphis..the majority of the city is full of monkeys who will do anything! Its in their genes though. They're just dumb. Good at pickin that cotton and eatin that watermelon though..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 11:34am

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That's the best reason to HAVE a monkey!

Submitted by bobworth on Jul 20, 10 at 1:12pm

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