Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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