i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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