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  i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.

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• My freshman year! Bless college, this text is amazing :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:09pm

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• you're fuckin stupid! izzie does not have brain cancer... it is skin cancer that has spread to her brain. if you're going to reference anything, know what the fuck you're talking about.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:48am

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• I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:52pm

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• this is an amazing well thought out very true theory. and the whole thing on sluts, the word has so many definitions now its not worth arguing over

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:23pm

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• yes! i agree this is the story of my freshman year

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:24pm

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• THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:04am

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• to the post at 1217 your awesome, but how about gonasiphaherphalaids?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:52am

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• So the last comment called this person a whore, yet if it was insinuated that it was a male I bet it would be a WHOLE other story.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:10pm

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• a guy would not reference grey's anatomy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:22pm

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• unfortunately i completely understand..

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:07pm

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• This is a spoiler, and I don't appreciate it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:46pm

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• I think this person could be my best friend!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:59pm

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• yay more misygony on this site!! What a complete shock!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:13pm

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• Sounds like my freshman year!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:04pm

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• Awesome! Izzie is on Grey's Anatomy, the best show ever, yes I expect to get made fun of for saying that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:23pm

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• FML... I'm reading this while i'm waiting for my greys episode to load... don't ruin these things for me!!! okay, so maybe i have no life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:35am

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• Anyone think that the 'guy' calling her a whore may actually be a girl? Girl disapprove of sluts too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:32pm

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• I concur. However it appears more field study is in order...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:50am

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• oh wow...i know an izzie who happens to be a compulsive liar, and so sometimes when she says she has a cold it turns into cancer depending on who she tells..

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:38pm

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• Maybe try keeping your legs closed you whore!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:05pm

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• haha this is great. and true. i dont care what anyone says to you. college is for experimentation. no worries.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:10pm

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• As a STRAIGHT man referencing Grey's Anatomy, I'd just like to say that as long as I have a face, Sandra Oh has a seat. Luh, luh, luh...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:30pm

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• sleezy maybe? Though if he did it regularly... then a whore he would be.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:17pm

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• Watevs we all have needs, some are just more adept at fufilling those needs.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:58pm

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• You're probably right. However... yeah no you're right. Point is not all of us males are against the theory of being called whores. Maybe, the female and male versions of each can coexist... probably not though. touche'.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:13pm

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• wait. college? shit. i did it all wrong.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:51pm

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• haha, this sounds like what my life story's about to turn out to be

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:23pm

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• ur dumb izzie is great... ur a slut

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:54pm

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• I agree with this theory! But as long as you're safe, there's nothing wrong with it. ;-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:33pm

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• haha i have no respect for sluts but i love slayin them

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:05am

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• Wait..did you go to my school?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:19pm

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• this was definitely freshman year.... high school good girls you've been warned

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:34am

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• i think that sluttiness is a woman's gift to humanity... truly a beautiful thing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:52pm

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• this text is exactly tells EXACTLY what happens in college, sadly enough

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:56pm

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• The newest owner of a scorching case of herpes.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:17pm

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• I'm just saying...if said commenter was in a room with the female "whore" he would probably hit that. What would that make him?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:15pm

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• this makes me embarrassed to live in the 508

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:18am

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