Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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