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  i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!

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• 11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:07pm

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• My zip code? Pride man.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:10am

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• Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:47pm

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• WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:53pm

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• Funny text. Sad texter.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:42am

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• Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:23am

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• YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:27am

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• Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant. Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:10pm

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• I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:17am

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• YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:27am

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• 10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:37pm

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• are you retarded 8.14pm? 732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:42pm

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• Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:06am

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• Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:04pm

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• 11.42 close but it's Brennan.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:05am

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• Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:15am

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• good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:40am

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• You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:27am

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• You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:03pm

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• Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:21pm

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• Virtual ladies as well I presume

  Submitted by justlovelyy on May 16, 10 at 3:39pm

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• Uh who's the fuckhead?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:30pm

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• i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:46pm

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• YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:10am

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• Wow. Hes not gettin laid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:51am

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• haha that is funny i know who you are jason.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:52am

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• Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:42pm

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• 9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:12pm

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• Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today Rjl

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:41am

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• Only in farmville, not in real life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:10pm

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• This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:45am

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• How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:33am

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• Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops! -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:17am

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• How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11am

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• That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am

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• I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:21am

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• Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:28am

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• Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight. -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:05pm

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• What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?? Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:26pm

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• As the night grows older everybody will be high

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:08pm

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• @12:21...totally agree

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:42pm

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• i love this haha 732 <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:38pm

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• 1:40 whats that from?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:51am

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• IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:06pm

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• I think it's an awesome idea

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:01am

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• YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:10am

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• What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?? Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:28pm

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• 2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:20am

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• Jeff is a badass... -One of Jeff's many fans

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:56pm

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• as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:18pm

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• good luck... you'll need it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:22am

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• 732 is the pineys! Bayville, Lacey area especially<3 but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:14pm

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• YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:07pm

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• Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:57pm

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• I'll guess you're not.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:16am

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• 10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:16pm

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• Stay classy central jersey<3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:59pm

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• Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:42am

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• WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:04am

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• No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain? Regards, David Schulberg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:08am

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• 2:50=FAIL At least get the quote right when you're spamming

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:26am

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• I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:41pm

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• Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:51pm

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• Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me. -Peter Schulberg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:58pm

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• 10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:27pm

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• He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters. -Peter Schulberg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:28am

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• i totes thought about doing that...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:21am

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• Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51pm

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• Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:16am

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• 2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:36am

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• It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:50am

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• You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:35pm

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• May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:53pm

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• I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:37am

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• You're ladies tonight.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:56pm

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• Doctor Octopus says: Go fuck a goat.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:07pm

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• farmville is stupid but this text is funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:37pm

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• 732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:36am

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• or else it gets the hose again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:07pm

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• Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D. Lovingly, David Schulberg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:13am

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