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  I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??

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• Spandex its a privilege not a right. Shamu need not apply

  Submitted by jcobb1803 on Jul 20, 12 at 2:05pm

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• Would you be offended if I admired it?

  Submitted by sailor_man on Jul 20, 12 at 1:03pm

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  • only if you grab. but staring is fine.

    Submitted by anaily92 on Jul 20, 12 at 2:08pm

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• there's a department store near my ma's place, fleet farm, where every single one of the cashiers wear yoga pants. put in an app!

  Submitted by SpartanSaint on Jul 21, 12 at 12:48am

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• I have that problem, just comment me and leave my slice of heaven alone

  Submitted by mrs_styles on Jul 20, 12 at 11:32am

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• what kind of places look down on that

  Submitted by WApple on Jul 20, 12 at 11:11am

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• I won't judge you

  Submitted by ah_zee on Jul 20, 12 at 10:57am

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• Being judged as a 10!

  Submitted by bigdickplaya on Jul 20, 12 at 1:30pm

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• Go to Boulder

  Submitted by n1etzer on Jul 20, 12 at 2:06pm

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• pics or I don't believe you.

  Submitted by plygtr85 on Jul 20, 12 at 3:59pm

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• Bring it to a local bicycling competition and park it on a bike seat- no judgment, just admiration.

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 20, 12 at 4:48pm

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• here, let me give you an address where no one will be judging...

  Submitted by souljehr on Jul 20, 12 at 5:06pm

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• I would love if this was a homo guy!

  Submitted by redbone706 on Jul 20, 12 at 4:48pm

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  • How do you know its a guy douche?

    Submitted by gaymer10 on Jul 23, 12 at 1:02pm

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• Nice turd cutter!

  Submitted by porksword on Jul 20, 12 at 7:05pm

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  • good god! never heard this turn of phrase before. gave me a good chuckle

    Submitted by friskykitty on Jul 21, 12 at 7:55am

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• Depends on if it's actually a slice or the whole cake.

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 26, 12 at 5:19pm

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• No matter how heavenly your ass may be, it still looks kinda trashy.

  Submitted by nilesf1 on Jul 4, 13 at 7:31am

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