That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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