"You think a blowjob's easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a "job" for nothing."
All these handjob texts remind me of this joke: This man is widdling wood naked, when he slips and almost cuts his dićk off. His dićk looks up at him and says, "I know we've had a few fistfights in the past, but there's no reason to pull a knife on me!"
Just because there is one girl on here who isn't a complete shank like everyone else doesn't make her lame or weak. That pretty much makes her a better person than everyone here.
My fiancé loves when I give him handjobs, so quit being asses. You've all probably had really crappy handjobs, so you're hatin' on us women that can give good ones. Quit fapping like morons and go get laid.
Here I thought woman wanted the perfect guy to be honest, Sincere, and a Gentleman. Obviously all girls really want is to be thanked after sexual gradification. LIARS!
@lonewolff Oh, I def can give it. Hell, I give my fiancé bjs quite often. But sometimes, that gets boring. With a hj, you can talk dirty, makout while the guy's getting off, stand up on the side of the bed, and a number of other things. Again, all of you have probably gotten bad handjobs, so eff off.
All the bad votes on the handjobs suck posts are obviously from girls who are too proud or prude to do more. im sure they will take it but wont give it. Any man who would prefer a hj over just about anything else isnt a man.
Hand jobs are amazing, and blow jobs are better but the best is when you combine the two. Just use your mouth to keep it wet and use it hand. U don't have to go down far and it gets him off quicker, and please don't be afraid to squeeze a bit. You won't hurt it.
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