Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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