I'm all about having a lil fun in the car but ladies, let's stop posting texts about how we\ngive guys great head and start bragging about what they do for us!
Why can't a girl like giving head? I love going down on a girl... Just something about being up close and personal with my old friend the clitoris I guess. All you judgmental prudes don't have to read this shit. Go back to your Internet bibles and leave the rest of us alone.
CptAwesome, when you're in hell giving blowjobs to Satan, please post about it in tfln. And I'm certainly not a prude, I just don't feel the need to text everyone I know everytime there's a dick in my mouth.
Dear God, please make girls stop being such huge fucking whores and posting their sluttery all over the Internet for the world to see. They're making the rest of us look bad. In the name of sweet baby Jesus, Amen.
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