dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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