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  Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.

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• Duuuddee that would be awwsoomee

  Submitted by 6666 on May 28, 10 at 12:11am

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• Well, well then. Dicks should be inflatable in that case, boys.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:44pm

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• D's work in church if you like making the youth group boys squirm.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:40am

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• 2:37 you must hang out with losers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:54pm

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• 2:37 I'm a girl and I call them titties, in fact I prefer that word of boobs

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:27pm

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• 7:01PM They said FAKE titties so it's not about what God gave them... also, why do I feel like this is a text I sent to someone??? I'm glad others in Austin think like me :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:57pm

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• 2:37 my friends who are girls call them titties, go oink some more u fat pig

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:52pm

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• 8:44... they are. It's called a hard-on.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:11am

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• @11:04, hahahahah that's what I do!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:24am

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• You gotta be a guy. I've never heard a woman call 'em "Titties". OINK

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:37pm

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• WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:24pm

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• Oh THAT's why I stopped going to Church. My titties are too big for the Lord

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:32pm

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• this is why i dont go to church, women are taught to feel ashamed about the sexy body god has given them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:01pm

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• church tits? i can't decide if i should judge or dive into this culture head first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:59pm

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• OMG I always say this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:42pm

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• I totally agree ! hahah. and I also agree with 8:44 ! lmao.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm

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• that would cause some terrible stretch marks / sagging...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:49pm

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• Yeah Ds don't work in church. But they help you cross the street and go to the front of the line.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:38pm

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• how do big yams not work at church? just dont have them all hanging out and its fine.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:48pm

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• Hear hear, 8:44! I second this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:49pm

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• Omg that would be so awesome I hope it is invented before I hit 40 and want a pair

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:18pm

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• ever thought about a C?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:39pm

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• 7:24 there is no 11:04. high much?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:22pm

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• Judging by the statement I am going to call this one a catholic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:32am

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• 7:32, that was funnier than the OP. Haha.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17am

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• this person is so original for stealing this from a fat old redneck dj who said this exact thing on the radio 2 weeks ago

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:39pm

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• like Shaq Pump sneakers...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:15pm

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• its called wearing a low cut slut shirt Saturday and dressing like a nun Sunday. trust me, I do it every week. haha

  Submitted by beebee094 on Nov 19, 10 at 6:29pm

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• going to church won't make up for being a slut.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29am

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• awwww I'm sorry 9:39 did he steal your joke?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:49pm

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• pretty sure it's all about the presentation...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:12pm

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• Hey 9:39, I have an original one that I stole from a redneck radio dj. It goes like this.... Most people have lives and are too busy to listen to redneck radio stations.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:30pm

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• Fuck that keep the double d's thru church. Give the bored kids who are forced to go something to look at

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:10pm

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• That's an amazing idea actually.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:38pm

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• That is a great idea.

  Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Dec 11, 10 at 6:12pm

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• Awesome!!!!!!!

  Submitted by tracyeluce on Dec 9, 10 at 12:43am

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• There is no such thing as a fake titty.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes, hooker titties could be a problem on a daily basis.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:05pm

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• sounds like a good business opportunity.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:45pm

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• @ 1:19 you're funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:53pm

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• i love bags of sands

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:49pm

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• DD's here all day everyday

  Submitted by CLADD96 on Jul 21, 11 at 9:22pm

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