so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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