at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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