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  Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.

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• And you didn't even think to put a towel down or something? Do it in the shower, maybe? This is why hotels are so disgusting..

  Submitted by freckleface on Sep 5, 10 at 2:14pm

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• that is seriously the fucking grossest thing ever. when i have a heavy flow day, and my ovaries feel like they're being stabbed, the LAST thing i want is a penis shoved up there. are you kidding.

  Submitted by bandgeek11 on Sep 5, 10 at 1:55pm

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  • It does seem gross, but every woman feels different on her period. Some get really horny around that time (poor them!) and for some, sex helps relieve the cramping.

    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 5, 10 at 5:54pm

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    • And besides, some people are into hemoplay and/or are excited by blood. Maybe the actual blood was sort of a thrilling thing for them.

      Submitted by greentea77 on Sep 6, 10 at 3:39am

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      • Taipan, yep. And it was their honeymoon, could have been one of those I'll be damned if I'm not getting laid on my honeymoon (said by her). Still, towel would've been nice but it could've been an 'oh fuck it' moment.

        Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 1:42pm

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• During your period, the amount of blood varies. Heavy flow is referring to the day that the most amount of blood is, cough, exiting. That's the day you need super or super-plus tampons.

  Submitted by anonymous123080 on Sep 5, 10 at 10:08am

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• I don't have a problem with the fact that they had sex during her period, but I am horrified that they would do this in a hotel and leave the bloody evidence for the housekeeper to find. Way to start your marriage off with an act of thoughtlessness.

  Submitted by JustMe03 on Sep 5, 10 at 7:31pm

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• Looks to me like you two are setting yourselves up for quite the sex life ;)

  Submitted by Taipan on Sep 5, 10 at 10:52am

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• Blood orgy!

  Submitted by dubblerainbow on Sep 5, 10 at 11:08am

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• Better hope PETA doesn't get word of what you all did to that kitty! JS saying

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Sep 5, 10 at 8:44pm

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• @pawes yes it will. If you skip your placebo week and start a new pack, it skips your period. I've done it several times.

  Submitted by hyperkitten on Sep 5, 10 at 11:50am

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• If you skip ur sugar pills and go straight to the new pack you won't get it

  Submitted by whattt on Sep 5, 10 at 11:27am

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  • yea-yuh do that fairly often. but you can't do it on tri-cyclens (pills where each week is a different color/dosage).

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 6:05pm

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• way to not let that heavy flow ruin ur honeymoon bonestorm

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 5, 10 at 5:25pm

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• Feel bad for the detective that responded to this and discovered the truth..guess the office is laughing now.

  Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Sep 5, 10 at 11:49pm

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• That's why you take birth control pills that week

  Submitted by Erykah on Sep 5, 10 at 10:21am

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  • Birth control wont stop your flow. As for the op I hope they made you buy a new mattress.

    Submitted by pawes on Sep 5, 10 at 11:17am

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    • if you're already on the pill, and it's not a tri-cyclen, and you skip the placebos and go right to the next pack you won't get your period.

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 6:06pm

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• Nasty!!!!!!!

  Submitted by MissGi on Sep 5, 10 at 11:40am

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• That sounds hot!!

  Submitted by hotbandgeek on Sep 5, 10 at 4:22pm

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• I gotta wonder if maybe she can't take hormonal birth control. I know if Shark Week was the same week as my honeymoon, I'd be getting rid of it.

  Submitted by hockeyhouse on Sep 5, 10 at 11:40pm

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• You explained it five times or your fucked five times?

  Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Sep 8, 10 at 10:29pm

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• Freaking gross, period sex gives me the chills. Like everyone else said, for your next special occasion take birth control pills back to back

  Submitted by waterdrops on Sep 5, 10 at 1:23pm

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• That. Is. Disgusting.

  Submitted by partypartyparty_ on Sep 5, 10 at 12:19pm

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• I'm throwing up.....

  Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 8, 10 at 4:21pm

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• So gross that you thought it was okay to get vag blood all over your hotel room....if I were the maid I'd dunk your toothbrush in the toilet!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 4:11am

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• "What kind of f*cked up hotel is this?!"

  Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 6, 10 at 1:10am

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  • hahahahaha i love your name

    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 7, 10 at 6:08pm

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• That is the most disgusting thing. Fucking while you have your period. Ewwwww...

  Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Sep 6, 10 at 12:27am

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• Ugh iPhone app cuts off my comments. Any ideas?

  Submitted by Erykah on Sep 5, 10 at 10:23am

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• Omg the same thing happened to me!

  Submitted by paris101 on Sep 6, 10 at 1:00am

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• aunty flow visited for the weekend

  Submitted by poppadocs on Sep 6, 10 at 12:16am

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  • .....Can you say threesome?!

    Submitted by exgoody2shoes on Sep 22, 10 at 9:32am

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• If I were to have crazy period sex I'd rather do in in a hotel than on my own nice sheets

  Submitted by Xtasty on Aug 12, 13 at 4:36pm

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• Have fun now cause all this sex stops after the honeymoon!

  Submitted by TheWife on Sep 6, 10 at 1:42am

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  • Good luck in the divorce.

    Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 1:45pm

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• Blood in, blood out...

  Submitted by jessdrumm on Oct 23, 11 at 12:30am

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• For the studious 11 year olds here trying to learn about adulthood, and me, what's a heavy flow day again?

  Submitted by amonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 9:58am

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  • the day you have the heaviest flow!

    Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Sep 5, 10 at 2:02pm

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  • When your uterus falls out, bleeds, releases spent eggs, and your husband is supposed to push it back in with his cock. Unless I got that wrong

    Submitted by hotheaded on Nov 30, 10 at 1:46pm

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• First

  Submitted by Avatar876 on Sep 5, 10 at 9:53am

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