please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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