Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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