Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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