I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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