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  How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.

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• I'd go with "Happy birthday."

  Submitted by ooosnapple on Aug 24, 13 at 12:06am

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• On my way...not wearing panties. That'd work for me!

  Submitted by Fattness84 on Aug 23, 13 at 2:47pm

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• Happy Birthday! May the handcuffs only be used in the bedroom, no place else.

  Submitted by stillninja on Aug 25, 13 at 1:59pm

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• How about, "Let's fuck!"

  Submitted by TexTushHog on Aug 24, 13 at 3:20am

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• Birthday sex?

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Aug 23, 13 at 11:00pm

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• happy birthday

  Submitted by hymenbreaker on Aug 24, 13 at 8:00pm

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• Classy myrtle beach.

  Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Aug 23, 13 at 8:21pm

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• How about 'happy birthday'

  Submitted by jamal0000007 on Aug 23, 13 at 10:14pm

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• Birthday sex?

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Aug 23, 13 at 10:59pm

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• Try "Happy Birthday"

  Submitted by wellz99 on Aug 24, 13 at 2:13pm

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• You don't.

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Aug 23, 13 at 8:07pm

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• Happy birthday hooker.

  Submitted by fairamar on Aug 25, 13 at 3:04am

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• Not busy. Need a blow job?

  Submitted by MILF68 on Aug 23, 13 at 6:19pm

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• Why are you wishing someone who almost got you arrested "Happy Birthday"?

  Submitted by duchess21 on Aug 23, 13 at 11:40pm

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• happy birthday

  Submitted by hymenbreaker on Aug 24, 13 at 1:02pm

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