I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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