No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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