So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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