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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.

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Makes perfect sense to me

Submitted by brokenbyclouds on Jul 19, 10 at 4:11pm

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my gf will kiss me after i go down on her but if I eat ketchup, forget about it

Submitted by CrazyChillah on Jul 19, 10 at 5:04pm

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- sounds like you and this chick should get together and just never eat a hamburger...
  
  Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:39pm
  
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  - this comment is absolute win, thats why i click thumbs up for the original
    
    Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:44pm
    
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- My ex was the same way except with pickles instead of ketchup....weird.
  
  Submitted by S2dogg26 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:55pm
  
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Mustard is siiick

Submitted by kcsc6 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:06pm

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What a geek

Submitted by canipe2006 on Jul 19, 10 at 5:28pm

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I knew someone that refused to kiss after pepsi.... Coke ok... Pepsi no way..... Odd.

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 8:48pm

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Thats slightly weird

Submitted by fife on Jul 19, 10 at 4:03pm

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Same here bc mustard is spicier than cu\nm

Submitted by mds123 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:06am

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Haha. Funny. My bf was the same way. He was mayo

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 5:20pm

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Legit. Mustard breath is sick.

Submitted by jewbawls on Jul 19, 10 at 11:41pm

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Me and my ex, same thing but with ketchup. Too funny!

Submitted by atavanhalenxx on Jul 19, 10 at 6:45pm

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That's no mustard, that's my wife!

Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 4:13pm

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Mustard is fucking disgusting. ESPECIALLY on pretzels!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by OneHottMess on Jul 19, 10 at 5:45pm

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Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 9:04pm

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The things I hate most in life are like mustard...period blood.

Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 19, 10 at 9:11pm

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i love pussy..... i hate mustard.

Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:50am

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his thinking is along the lines of it's my dick and mustard taste like a bear's armpit

Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 2, 11 at 7:29am

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My girlfriend would couldn't kiss me after I sprayed the yard with pesticides....

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:41pm

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- that's the one thing I've read here that actually makes some sense.
  
  Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:53am
  
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I completely agree. Mustard is freakin disgusting!!!

Submitted by alexaguirre1 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:35pm

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my boyfriend is the same except with pickles !!

Submitted by AngelaRose on Jul 21, 10 at 7:38am

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The Force is strong with firsty.

Submitted by Nerf_Herder on Jul 19, 10 at 4:05pm

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Grainy mustard ftw

Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:12pm

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mustard sucks!

Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 8:36pm

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These pretzels are making me firsty :)

Submitted by firstyThirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 4:05pm

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Other firsty!

Submitted by Nerf_Herder on Jul 19, 10 at 4:04pm

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I am like that with fast food, forget about it!

Submitted by whereas34 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:57am

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My bf does the same exact thing

Submitted by tookumm55 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:55am

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It's carrots with my gf :(

Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 19, 10 at 7:35pm

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My bf is the same way, haha. But I won't kiss him if he eats jalapenos, sooo... Fair trade?

Submitted by mazerati on Jun 27, 11 at 2:44pm

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Was it a pretzel with mustard. That's what we eat them with in manhattan.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 9:22pm

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Try honey mustard.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:06pm

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I had an ex like that

Submitted by boffin on Jul 19, 10 at 9:15pm

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You know... Unless you NEVER clean your cock, you can't taste it when you kiss after she goes down on you.

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Jul 20, 10 at 3:48pm

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Mustard is the shiiiit!!

Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jul 19, 10 at 4:09pm

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There is an APP for that.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:41pm

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Must be talking about my boyfriend.

Submitted by oolivia on Jul 19, 10 at 6:14pm

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Loooove:)

Submitted by thebomb1911 on Jul 19, 10 at 6:14pm

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That's weird. I won't kiss my wife after she go's down on me untill she brushes her teath or eats something. I really don't want to know what I taste like.

Submitted by destructo on Jul 20, 10 at 12:41am

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Cuz he's dick meat. He likes the taste of his own cock. If he could detatch it he'd b the one blowin it not u whore

Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:43am

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