i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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