in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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