I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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