Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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