Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Someone came in the potted fern
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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