North Korea, Best Korea!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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