She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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