I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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