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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.

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Don't do it all with one hand; you should be okay.

Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 17, 11 at 5:48pm

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Those last 3 words DO NOT belong in a sentence together...unless "there's no such thing as" precedes them.

Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 17, 11 at 4:19pm

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Anybody that thinks this is a bad night is dumb. Sex is awesome!

Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:08pm

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- You're like the anti-legonut
  
  Submitted by tlovell on Feb 17, 11 at 9:35pm
  
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- lol. I was just mocking legonut and that wannabe legonut.
  
  Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:39pm
  
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So how much does it cost for you to buy a prostitute for a whole weekend?

Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 17, 11 at 8:45pm

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No...No...No, if you are male please turn in your man card. There is no such thing, and if this is a woman...you just need more practice

Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 17, 11 at 4:15pm

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Drink a red bull (:

Submitted by shanna061009 on Feb 17, 11 at 11:40pm

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself, be safe use a condom.

Submitted by captain_safety on Feb 17, 11 at 5:00pm

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Well FUCK YOU!!!

Submitted by Scubalove73 on Feb 17, 11 at 7:36pm

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it would be whorlando

Submitted by remygorawr on Feb 17, 11 at 5:40pm

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dude...teach me

Submitted by orangecrush24 on Feb 17, 11 at 8:06pm

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Goodness legonut4.. you're a pathetic idiot who also has poor grammar. If you must wander around this site leaving lame comments, at least learn the difference between "your" and "you're" please!!

Submitted by LoveLifeCJ7477 on Feb 18, 11 at 5:52pm

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Don't worry after sex I always either eat a sandwich or pass out but I don't understand the too much sex part of this

Submitted by Phys on Feb 17, 11 at 6:04pm

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- After sex I usually require reconstructive spinal surgery. I may be doing it wrong.
  
  Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 17, 11 at 10:00pm
  
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What a lightweight! I hope this isn't a guy.... I would be so disappointed if those words came out of my guy's mouth.... And legonut(less) STFU!

Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 17, 11 at 9:46pm

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Oh yeah SAME! god Fml

Submitted by imdown on Feb 17, 11 at 9:31pm

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Been there, done that.

Submitted by iispreacher on Feb 17, 11 at 4:14pm

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@ legonut4: passing out from too much sex? That shit is hella awesome!

Submitted by sexynessisme on Feb 20, 11 at 7:28am

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Eat a sandwich before, after or during sex to revitalize you and you can keep going forever.

Submitted by AnalFuzz on Feb 17, 11 at 7:14pm

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I wish I could have that concern!

Submitted by tlovell on Feb 17, 11 at 9:20pm

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This is about to be my weekend ;)

Submitted by Irisheveryday on Feb 18, 11 at 1:49am

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Your a bunch of banana peelers

Submitted by yourfunnylooking on Feb 17, 11 at 5:54pm

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That's just disgusting.

Submitted by npanagakis on Feb 18, 11 at 1:18am

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Your a bitch...man up!

Submitted by bankdis on Feb 17, 11 at 9:34pm

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Legit? You legally might pass out??\n\nNaw jk, knock yourself out. Legitttt

Submitted by myheartisyours on Feb 17, 11 at 10:03pm

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You are legit g.ay

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Feb 17, 11 at 4:06pm

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Anyone who said this is a good night is dumb. Sex is gross

Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 17, 11 at 7:31pm

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- your an idiot go jump off a bridge
  
  Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 17, 11 at 8:08pm
  
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dayummm. wehre can I go to find this?

Submitted by hiddenpicture524 on Feb 19, 11 at 12:27pm

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Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Your gonna get an STD!!!

Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 17, 11 at 6:08pm

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- You, Legonut, are an std. The best part of you ran down your mom's leg.
  
  Submitted by destructo on Feb 17, 11 at 7:24pm
  
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  - agree 100%
    
    Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 17, 11 at 8:09pm
    
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- legonut4 go take a long walk off a short peer
  
  Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 17, 11 at 8:11pm
  
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Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 17, 11 at 5:48pm

Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 17, 11 at 4:19pm

Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:08pm

Submitted by tlovell on Feb 17, 11 at 9:35pm

Submitted by bandkid27 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:39pm

Submitted by cwelkman on Feb 17, 11 at 8:45pm

Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 17, 11 at 4:15pm

Submitted by shanna061009 on Feb 17, 11 at 11:40pm

Submitted by captain_safety on Feb 17, 11 at 5:00pm

Submitted by Scubalove73 on Feb 17, 11 at 7:36pm

Submitted by remygorawr on Feb 17, 11 at 5:40pm

Submitted by orangecrush24 on Feb 17, 11 at 8:06pm

Submitted by LoveLifeCJ7477 on Feb 18, 11 at 5:52pm

Submitted by Phys on Feb 17, 11 at 6:04pm

Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 17, 11 at 10:00pm

Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 17, 11 at 9:46pm

Submitted by imdown on Feb 17, 11 at 9:31pm

Submitted by iispreacher on Feb 17, 11 at 4:14pm

Submitted by sexynessisme on Feb 20, 11 at 7:28am

Submitted by AnalFuzz on Feb 17, 11 at 7:14pm

Submitted by tlovell on Feb 17, 11 at 9:20pm

Submitted by Irisheveryday on Feb 18, 11 at 1:49am

Submitted by yourfunnylooking on Feb 17, 11 at 5:54pm

Submitted by npanagakis on Feb 18, 11 at 1:18am

Submitted by bankdis on Feb 17, 11 at 9:34pm

Submitted by myheartisyours on Feb 17, 11 at 10:03pm

Submitted by G37R4P3D on Feb 17, 11 at 4:06pm

Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 17, 11 at 7:31pm

Submitted by taz316_2 on Feb 17, 11 at 8:08pm

Submitted by hiddenpicture524 on Feb 19, 11 at 12:27pm

Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 17, 11 at 6:08pm

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