i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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