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  • if its that small tuck it between your legs, that should give her a pretty good scare. then spread em and be like, GOTCHA BITCH

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:33pm
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  • keep a gun in your pants so that when she takes them off she will be scared.. duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:08pm
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  • at least with a small one you'll get more head... in some ways it could be a good thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:56am
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  • Wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:47pm
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  • Having a frighteningly large penis is not all it's cracked up to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:15pm
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  • sounds like a serial killer waiting to happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:30am
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  • you should get herpes i guarantee you that she will be frightened....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:28pm
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  • Get a nice big prince albert, or other funky piercing on your pole, that way their expression will be a mixture of shock and curiosity... SHOCKUROSITY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:47am
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  • draw a monster face on it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:46pm
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  • "if its that small tuck it between your legs, that should give her a pretty good scare. then spread em and be like, GOTCHA BITCH" Sooooo funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:41am
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  • All that matters is that you get to pump and dump. If they think too small, too late.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:19pm
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  • Ya, get a piercing. She'll think you are "edgy".

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:20pm
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  • Least she didn't laugh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:54am
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  • Hide a knife and duct tape in yer pants.. .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:07pm
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  • Don't want no short dick man!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:47pm
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  • Se'Seriously, when you've heard, "Will that even fit?" or "You want to stick THAT where?" for the 100th time, it bridges annoying to the slightly depressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:24pm
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  • yeah having a large dong isnt that great. really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:28pm
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  • That's a serial killer in the making

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:16am
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  • Simple solution, get an STD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:54pm
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  • Then wear a StrapOn...that way its a win-win situation .... yeah,she will be frightened at first, then appreciate the fact that you thought of her need for a decent sized cock to be banged with-kink

    Submitted by TheMxXx on Jul 8, 11 at 7:10am
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  • hahahahaha...... "frightened"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:42pm
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  • Don't want no short dick man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:46pm
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  • u would be suprised how many girls wont fuck a big dick!!! sure they look and maybe stroke but most girls wont seal the deal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:22pm
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